This whole affair is just so emblematic of The Problem, isn’t it? You’ve got these gorgeous women with bodies I couldn’t even achieve by selling my soul to the devil, and yet our culture allows this fucking low-rent Pat Sajak motherfucker to feel like he’s entitled to critique their bodies.

Ooooh anything to spill on the daughter? (I’m awful I know...)

I went to school with her awful daughter during the “go back to the colonies” debacle. (and “remember the colonies” is arguably more threatening and vile). The whole family is racist trash.

Her dad was literally a Nazi. 

Oh, she will. It will be delicious. Her little Nazi soul will scream in distress.

She will.

I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Counterpoint: Ivanka may not turned out to be such a shitstain if someone had bullied her as a small child.

I’d never thought of that. Should be interesting to see what Kylie Kardashian’s  face looks like in 15 years.

This has been my personal favorite explanation of his stupid face so far:

They aren’t “political views”, they’re the sub-moronic bleatings of sleazy lying cocksuckers. There’s a difference. Indeed, some people with different and or ‘controversial” points of view merit being heard and respected. Then there’s the Trumps, who merit being spit on and pelted with rocks and garbage wherever they…

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

“Daddy pays for everything and all I have to do is sit on his lap a few times a month”.

Burning plastic is really bad for the environment.

The one single upside to the fat orange dotard’s teevee joke presidency has been watching Ivanka’s attempts to re-brand herself as “America’s Very Own Princess” fall flatter than her contrived monotone speech patterns. Absolutely no one is buying Daughter Dotard’s pathetic “I have it all” act, she’s been totally…

“Whoa, you smell just like a Kohl’s!”

I conceived spontaneously a couple months before we were supposed to start our first IVF cycle. Our insurance covered infertility treatments, including IVF (we were very lucky) so it was definitely the less expensive option for us. In the end I opted to only have one child and we didn’t use IVF, but I had zero qualms…

“Was sex with your dad awkward?”

“Do you really think your husband is cute?”