Until I saw this post I had forgotten all about my experience with a masseuse at Massage Envy. I was very young and would have never considered reporting it. I’m glad this is coming to light now.

Taking a shower was actually worse than pooping IMO. When I showered I had people pooping watching me the whole time. YMMV. Keep trying not to go to jail.

I was one of those people terrified of pooping at my office until I went to jail. If it happens now it happens. I can at least take comfort in the fact that I have a stall with a door and I’m not doing it in front of an audience. Thanks, jail.

The Read of Reads right here.

I needed this in my life. This is art.

This is the correct take.

I think the term for that is “dickmatized”.

Strong boots for a weak chin.

TIL....Off to Google I go!

Any of those and I’ll add Ricky Gervais to the pile because I’m a meany meanerson.

It’s my day off and I’m binge watching this show right now. I agree that this show is beautifully shot and I can’t not watch.

I get weak in the knees when you talk like ‘at, Walter.

I feel that way too. I realized I was team CT when she tweeted about being on fire after making jalapeno poppers without gloves and taking a shower after. That totally happened to me too and I don’t know why but in my head we bonded over that. She just seems like a real person who happens to be famous.

Good God this is horrifying but it makes perfect sense.

OMG OMG OMG. OMG.

Yes! Fuck the fur. I want to know what kind of drugs he’s on. I’m getting a boozy coke-y benzo vibe. How old is he? If he’s approaching 28 I’d start worrying right about now

I’m ok with Facebook going.

That’s how I feel too. It’s like they want another world war. It scares the hell out of me.

Duuuuude!

Did they throw the book at you? I hope not. My first time getting popped and it basically ruined my life. But at least I got clean.