As one of the comedians said during Coulter’s roast appearance: “Ann, the only man you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation...”

he really has been doing a terrific job and being recognized more and more

Ann Coulter’s “hot take” on Rubio, while not supporting happiness and joy is the most Ann Coulter thing she could have said for the upcoming holidays.

Uh, why would Hoda want to get up so early when she can do the 10am slot and day drink with her bestie?

Once while waiting for a table at a restaurant in Red Hook I watched Jemima and her (now ex) husband argue for like 15 straight minutes. They were standing outside of their big fancy Audi Q7 yelling at each other while their two kids treated the car like a jungle gym - getting in and out of it and jumping over the…

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Their baby registry is just all the sunblock.

Jesus Christ cats are OBLIGATE carnivores - they will literally die without protein. That is ignorant and cruel.

I found a picture of Kirsten & Jesse’s first sonogram.

i’ve been obsessed with her and Poor Man’s Matt Damon since Fargo. i love this. give me twins. GIVE THEM TO ME.

I really enjoyed the two of them as the most shockingly capable criminal couple on season 2 of Fargo. Good for her and Fat Damon.

She’s pretty cool in my book. And has a sense of humor.

Well she is brilliant. Obviously a plagiarist with a time machine.

I am Mexican and remember being excited when I heard about this project but was disappointed when I heard about the naked scene and decided to skip it.

One of the many sad, infuriating things about all of this, is how many women; actresses, directors, producers and writers, left the business because of Swinestein and the men like him? How many great stories have we missed out on?

YOUR STUPID FUCKING HORSIE DIDN’T HELP YOU, MOORE!