Speaking of buildings, the Secret Service has moved out of Trump Tower over a financial dispute. Think about that.

I am the world’s greatest person that does not want to let people into the country.

How many of them do you think there are at this point? Is it literally just everyone in the White House except the real hardliners like Kushner and Bannon? (Speaking of Bannon, where is that cirrhosis-laden asshole anyway? What has he been up to in the background where no one is paying attention....?)

He is an idiot. Marketing and brand are the only things he understands, but he doesn’t even understand those very well. He knows how to spin things, to a certain extent, but he is not aware enough to realize how bad other things look. He doesn’t have an understanding of the basic rules of society so he’s completely…

Because he’s never actually DONE anything. He was born wealthy, and lucked into more money (maybe, probably not as much as he says). His business was successful (kinda) in spite of him, not because of him.

In the same vein, he keeps whining to both these other leaders about how bad everything will make him look, like that’s what, their problem? Especially in the case of Peña Nieto, I can’t imagine a person on earth with more right to be uninterested in Trump’s self-made image problem.

You go ahead and do you Priebus/Spicer (or WH aide loyal to them). Looking forward to more WaPo/NYtimes articles!

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

We’ve had several asshole roosters and two gentleman roosters. The good ones really are awesome. If you give a piece of bread to a gentleman rooster, he’ll run over to the ladies and drop it in front of them with pleased little clucks of pride.

Oh don’t you worry about that. It will be.

Now this should be on the front page of the NYTimes.

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Dammit! SNL in off season so we will never get a Mooch skit. Fuck-it-all.

I bet his wife has a hundred calls from commissioning editors looking for her to write a book.

One of the many, many things that pisses me off about the Trump Administration is the rehabbing of the dreadful W Presidency.

SO HE DOES ADMIT THEY’RE DEAD?

*Wheels back

Folks, John Oliver took down Jones last night as only John Oliver can. It is glorious. It’s all starting to make sense. And yeah, he’s even worse than you thought.