Bad genes. Very bad, tremendously bad genes.

Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

... Russia tries to influence our elections through hacking and our solution is to “set up [a] joint working group on cybersecurity”? This is how Donald intends to show the rest of the world that the US is not going to be trifled with? Maybe we should also share a list of the vulnerabilities we’ve identified in the US…

Think of it: Two years and not one ill word or comment about Putin or Russia.....not one. Now he is “honored” to meet him.

Phone sex and cam sites always try to make money by scamming their workers instead of the clients.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

Well, Trump wears an American flag pin.

i had high hopes for tinz, but she is awful. then i watched ‘high society’ on youtube and she was just as boring there.

Australia knew he was guilty the second he fled to Rome. Too sick to fly home my butt, he was healthy enough to scarper when people first started talking.

DON’T PERSECUTE HIM! He can’t help it if he was born to deny infants with HIV their medicine! It’s in his DNA.

Ivan(ka) in January: I’ll advise my dad on politics and try to fight for equality, the environment and puppies. Please like me everyone, we’re super cereal and you can trust me.

I’m doing a lot as a public servant and jester to the American public.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

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Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

It’s Peanut Butter, Spicey Time

In fairness to Spicey, he is working as chief turd polisher to an administration that is spewing out very liquidy diarrhea from every orifice. Maybe someone else could have done better, but anyone savvy enough to do that would have been savvy enough not to try in the first place.

Really. The thing you choose to cheap out on is the surrogate carrying your child?

I’m pretty sure he was about 34 when that pic was taken so you are right on point.