Shut up, Bannon, you ambulatory sack of rotting suet.

Maybe if we buy enough copies, the studio will get the hint and finally make Speed 3. I’m thinking Jai Courtney or Sam Worthington for this one.

It’s weird that Steve Bannon, or as I call him “Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s alcoholic older brother” would criticize the appearance of others.

“I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it’s fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more,” she said. “So you point the fingers at the journalism, then?” reporter Ben Jacobs asked. “No, don’t put words in my mouth, Ben.”

Steve’s not fat! He just retains a lot of bile...

Steve doesn’t consider Spicey a man.

Yeah.. I’m just surprised he made that comment about another man. I think of Steve as one of those guys who believes all women should look like a “10" even though he looks like a big steaming pile of garbage on a hot summer day. But it is what’s on the inside that makes him the most ugly.

Also, sooo, does this mean we don’t have to see Trump on camera any more?

Uhh, Steve? I think there is an adage about stones and glass houses that applies to you here...

“His base will abandon him once they find out he’s poor”

No, they won’t. I really can’t stress this enough: the answer to the question ‘what will make his base desert him’ is ‘basically nothing.’ Short of the utterly absurd - Trump showing up to personally eat the children of each supporter individually - Trump’s core…

The tax returns will show that he has money, and all of it comes from Russian banks / mobsters. He is so beholden to Russia that he cannot ever get out from under the giant conflict of interest cloud that represents. Trump’s “money” is likely so dirty it generates its own compost.

That toe.

I’ll just leave this here.

They all took turns giving it mouth-to-mouth, even though it was clearly unharmed.

But this isn’t terrorism. It was just a white guy who probably has a lot of mental health issues.

Jesus Christ, just outlaw baseball already.

As an aside, gunman with an assault rifle opens fire on a field full of United States congressmen (and at least one senator), shoots one of them and two cops. Gunman is then safely apprehended...

Which Congressman dove on top of the 2nd amendment to make sure it was safe during the shooting?

I am freaking out because an attack on Congress is literally how the Handmaid’s Tale starts....