Market cap = an agreed upon value of a company at a given moment in time. You are over thinking this and talking in circles as a result.

Hey, it’s the five second call!

The measurement isn’t dependent on the chain gang running in perpendicular.

I was a bit confused about how the guy seemed to drive right around the camera while still being on NK grounds so I looked up the overhead images.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Joe West insisted on being the center of the composition, but Yadi had trouble framing it for him.

So would you say she’s dating Johnnie Walker?

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

Oh wait, there’s more:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If you read the italicized portion at the end, you can probably guess why they’re using that word

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

So, the Panthers weren’t even playing and Cam still gets blamed?

Not really a big student of history, are you? 700 years before the Portuguese opened a route to India under Vasco de Gama, the Indian subcontinent had a classical era that shamed the Renaissance Europeans who “discovered” them. Unfortunately for them their zenith roughly coincided with the Islamic classical era…

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

“-ulin, now.”

To finish his sentence, "NSYNC would have even been better than this shit!".

Someone was being RUDE SO GOD DAMN RUDE HASNT ANYBODY THERE WORKED IN TV BEFORE? JEEEEEZUS!

51-48 is not close to 50/50.