“Dank” is almost exclusively used by white dudes.

New York. There are some that never close, even.

Wait what? Are you saying something in my (very short) comment history is reprehensible?

As an also Indian person, I (mostly) like it that white people like indian culture so much and don’t mind even encouraging that they participate. It’s better than being vilified, right?

Read that like Gerard Butler in 300.

Because if there’s anything Jezebel readers can get behind, it’s a man telling them to smile.

Full disclosure, I am one of those dudes.

Which is hilarious only because most of Deadspin’s readership are dudes who could never be the jocks they wanted to be and settled for commenting on them on the internet.

He actually went by Shammgod Wells in High School and was forced to go to his given name in college. I think the announcers were doing him a favor.

A) Shut the fuck up.