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God bless you for that “Fosse Fosse Fosse” tag, Megan.

I loved the actor who played old-Ryan Gosling, though. Or Noah or whatever...”

SAME! I secretly love hearing my coworkers whine about their weekends spent at youth sporting events, cleaning up poo, attending birthday parties, etc., and I’m like I went on a hike with my dog, drank a bottle of wine and binged Stranger Things. And on Sunday I napped! I know they talk shit on me when I walk away, but

I also turn 37 in a few months, and all I have to say about it is that my life is better every year!

I’m 38, single and childless. It’s so bizarre to me that this is even an issue. I was just reading another article this morning about a single/childless woman who is 40 and all the judgement she faces from strangers and from her friends. Which made me think that she need 1. needs better friends and 2. needs to tell

I turn 37 in a few months, I guess I better start looking at walkers and walk-in bathtubs.

Well the obvious answer is he lost it all via witchcraft. 

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Same. And finding a partner who will truly do 50/50 would be like finding a unicorn. 

I’ve read about the case and listed to podcasts about it.
He totally fucking did it.

But I can’t watch him.

I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

You forgot his best movie, In Bruges

I was obsessed with this show with it first premiered - yes, I was a freshman in a college. I tried to do a rewatch a couple years ago and it hasn’t aged well. Or, maybe I’m now older and I’m now like I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FOLLOWED A BOY TO NEW YORK INSTEAD OF STANFORD.

I’ve started learning primitive survival techniques. I took classes on wild plants that are safe to eat, and I’ve started putting together bags for me and my daughter if we have to escape our city and hide in the woods. I’m also taking a martial arts class. I have safe routes to exit, even if I need to leave on foot

I really feel like we are sitting on a powder keg and something has got to give. Just one spark and shit is going to go off. Both domestically and foreign policy wise, I have a deep sense of foreboding.

I was a sex worker for years and I’ve still got more credibility than this douchebag LOLOLOL

Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

Totally agree. I’m married now too but before I met my husband I went through a phase of flings with younger guys and it was great- they were much more enthusiastic and eager to please (as well as being always up for it) than any of the older guys I dated.

I met a man in his 20s on my 42nd birthday. Months of some of the best sex ever followed.

You may change your mind about this as you age.