I recently watched the whole series on Netflix for the first time and was SUPER entertained by it. I’m 35 years old.

Didn’t she have a pretty serious eating disorder back then? Not that it’s an excuse, but it explains why she’d be kind of an asshole. She obviously wasn’t loving of herself.

I hope in season 2 we find out that her stepmother died a really gruesome death of some sort. What a bitch!

This one was my favorite:

Mine are literally always spiders dropping on to me from the ceiling.

I wish I could fight for this reason alone. I’d love to kick some racist ass.

I seriously have so many opinions on the cold-shoulder tops.

YES, THANK YOU. They’re all so unflattering! The cold-shoulder tops make everyone look slouchy and I don’t even know how a person goes about her day-to-day life in the shoulder-less ones. Can you even move your arms?

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

Ugh, I go padded bras too because, on top of having pointy nipples, one boob is ever so slightly smaller than the other, so when I’m nippin’ it looks all cock-eyed. I’ve considered a boob job for that reason alone.

I tried TA’s at home workouts and it basically consisted of mat pilates and then cardio, which was bouncing around haphazardly like a dancing toddler. The pilates were actually pretty difficult, the bouncing around did nothing for me.

I HATE THAT SONG. Maria Maria AND the one Rihanna is on. They can both go to hell.

The best ice cream substitute is Coconut Bliss. Eff this Halo Top stuff.

Something similar happened to me, only with Chris Evans! I had a dream he was DEEPLY in love with me, and so we’ve been together ever since.

I used to follow him on Instagram and for a good long while there were a LOT of religious/Jesusy captions to his pictures which deflated my lady boner little by little. That giant Easter cross totally killed it, but extreme love of Jesus just isn’t sexy to me - personal preference.

I went through the same thing before I was diagnosed with a host of food allergies and Celiac. I looked 6 months pregnant at all times. It took a long time to figure out the issue - I had TWO doctors ask me if I could possibly be pregnant and not know it.

YES. I have about a thousand food allergies and Celiac, and if I eat even a hint of gluten I look about 6 months pregnant for three weeks (among other horrible reactions).

Having been married and then divorced 5 years later, I can say at the time I “knew” because I felt like I had met a good match. But now that I’ve processed the ending of it, I can say that I married him for the wrong reasons. I wasn’t with him for him, no matter what. I think if I get married again I’ll “know”…

I can’t remember what it was for the life of me, but a few years ago I read an article in a magazine or maybe a blog where they went to Santa Barbara to visit Speidi and catch up with them. Speidi were living in some house owned by his parents there and Heidi was back in school. They went to a local Mexican…

Today is this guy’s 12th birthday! He’s a little sun worshipper.