Maaaaaaaan, I somehow thought she was actually going to be throwing shit into a quarry in that video. I am disappoint.

Seattle has a dedicated gluten free brewery called Ghostfish that’s actually VERY good. Even the gluten-full like it!

I have to be honest, I LOVE period poops. I’m always totally constipated the week before my period starts, and dem poops bring sweet, sweet relief.

I’d be interested in some tips on how and where to sell an engagement ring without being taken advantage of after love has died.

There’s one commenter in the thread who works in Hollywood and knows who it is. He/she would only give the clue that he’s short and an Oscar winner.

I had a boyfriend who went to a center for pain management where he was prescribed the patch (and subsequently became extremely addicted to opioids). This was about 7-8 years ago. He had been injured by a chiropractor and definitely had leftover pain, but it wasn’t debilitating day-to-day. We lived together, and I…

Seriously, I was like “oh shit.” I’ve been noticing lately that my hair seems thinner, especially at the part, and a lot of hair comes out in the shower. Now I know why. I only use the dry shampoo once or twice a week! I hope it’s reversible!

But Dan Conner is the love of my life.

God, she is a horrible dancer.

YEEEESSSSS. It was fan-fucking-tastic.

Whelp, I might as well put an end to it. I’m officially an old. I can’t believe there are people alive and entering adulthood who were born just before I graduated from high school.

After taking my soon to be ex-husband’s last name, I think I might be as well. And it kind of makes me want to keep the last name, even though we don’t have kids and it might be kind of weird to keep it.

I have HELLA food allergies (adult onset, no less, which sucked) that have severe digestive side effects. I take a 50 billion strain probiotic and it has seriously helped. If I don’t take it for a few days, there is a major difference. ALSO, once I was finally diagnosed with food allergies, adjusted my diet as…

I love that line and use it often too!

“Battersea Dogs and Cats Home”

I’m currently getting a divorce but this is my dream scenario with any potential second husband.

I always say, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you ain’t livin’ life! All jokes aside, as a type-A overachiever who was also once arrested, I think I can understand what you’re feeling. Getting arrested is not proof that you’re worthless! Sometimes we do stupid, self-destructive shit, and we hopefully learn…

Back in the early aughts, I loved J.Crew, but I tried shopping there the other day and I felt like the only way anything would have looked good on me is if I were shaped like a rectangle.

Can I ask why yes to weed, but no to alcohol? I didn’t smoke weed for the first time until last year, did it twice, and was not into it. I prefer the nice, light buzz I get from alcohol.