I’m white, but grew up in abject poverty, so I’ve been on my own financially since I was in high school. My husband is the millennial from this article, but the way he tells it he pulls himself up by his bootstraps every day. It’s infuriating.

I just remembered another one! So it was my second time snowboarding and I was doing pretty well. My bf at the time convinced me I’d be fine to go on the black effing diamond run. So I’m like “ok!” The lift climbs higher and higher and I’m sitting there in growing panic. We get to the top and, as I’m trying to exit…

I made a bunch of chocolate chip cookies for a party. My husband was going to the party ahead of me and bringing the cookies. I asked him not to eat any before he got there. He pulled one out and bit into it to mess with me. I dissolved into uncontrollable sobbing. He was so confused.

Yeah, I don’t know. Everyone else seemed fine and up until then I had never been sea sick before!

I’ve been on one cruise and I was unimpressed. You only get a few hours in port anywhere, which isn’t enough time to really enjoy the place. You definitely ARE surrounded by a lot of cheesy people. The entertainment is pretty cheesy, too. The only thing to do is drink, and it costs an exorbitant amount of money to do…

I got incredibly nauseous on that fucker too!

Thank you! The whole things is intimidating! Emotionally, financially, legally (and I’m a friggin’ licensed attorney!). I can’t wait for this part to be over . . . .

Yikes! I’m about to file, but I live in Washington State. Here you can file whenever and it can be as short as 90 days from filing to finalization (assuming no disputes over custody or assets or anything).

Due to allergies to both wheat AND barley (fuck me), I can’t have beer anymore. All the ciders I’ve tried have been sickeningly sweet, though -is there one that less sweet that you’d recommend?

WHUT. Ugh, I hate her.

YES. Eternal Sunshine . . . what even was that? Those characters were awful, awful. Clementine was an asshole. Everyone in that movie was an asshole except for Kirsten Dunst’s character.

YES. Their lipstick is crazy rich and so highly pigmented that I have to apply it with my finger otherwise it’s too dark. It’s going to last forever, I can already tell.

I love Tim Gunn’s use of the word “distasteful.” Together with a certain inflection it is, in my opinion, the best word to convey utter disgust in as snooty a way as possible.

Chris Stapleton has been in country music forever, has done a lot of songwriting and put out a bluegrass album. This is his first solo album and it’s so exciting he’s getting recognition! There are so many great country musicians out there that not a lot of people have heard of because the only stuff country radio…

I loved Michael Kors on that show! And even more when he had his mom on! I once saw her on the sidewalk in Seattle and just about died from excitement.

Scorpios, man. They fuck me up every time.

So I saw him in person a couple of months ago and he is actually pretty damn dreamy IRL. And not as short as you’d think!

There are A LOT of these, like, one-off singers in country music right now but they get A LOT of airplay. Only a few superstars. It’s a weird time.

A Milli is on mine! Along with Riot Rhythm from Sleigh Bells. I too enjoy a driving beat. Pusha-T’s Burial is good for workouts!