Do you want hepatitis? Because that’s how you get hepatitis.

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I was told there would be no math.

Yeah, the star of the film Ghosts Can't Do It is really sticking it to "Hollywood."

Michael Parks.

They'll be showing this movie in all the Cool Places.

Ballistic: Roe v. Wade

Oooo oooo oooo oooo!
Eat your spinach every day!
Oooo oooo oooo oooo!
Or you can't go out and play!

Fast-forwarding any of Part 2 would make you very naughty.

You now have to listen to the full-length version of the song.