Me too, and I only have to replace the shifter boots... When it’s the DD, you kinda want some careful and experienced eyes around.

my normal trick is to put it all back together and then finding ive somehow aquired an important looking spare part...

Your mechanical adventures play out like a sit-com:

Craaaack piiiiipe!

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

That combat ship is Littorally unsinkable.

XR4Ti.

In one race, there were THREE 250 GTOs running (along with 20 other cars of various valuations). $30-50 million cars... EACH.

And yet the second owner of the 570 probably will use some of its off road ability and do some overlanding with it. The G65's second owner is just, someone you don’t want to mess with so I’ll leave it at that.

P.S. Let’s compare how the world perceives the owners;

I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

Jesus, there are all sorts of conflicting requests on that list. His requests for analog controls pretty much rules out anything with parking assist or a panoramic sunroof (not to mention directly conflicting with his “no driving aids” request.

If only he had a trailer to screen the cars from public view.

That’s okay, just a little FiberFix and it’ll be race-ready.

Just open a clothing store, that’s where the real money is.

The lengths some people will go to for a Lancer...

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

New phone, who dis?

I do really in-depth reviews of cars for my YouTube channel. I have like 2MM subscribers. Well, not cars per-se, but die cast toy cars. And, I mean it’s not 2 million. It’s just 2. And it’s not a YouTube channel, it’s just me buying toys for my kids and talking to two entities that don’t really know how to talk yet.

Thanks for the nomination, but I’m not really qualified to be a Jalopnik writer because sometimes I don’t proofread to see if I any words out.