Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

How long do you think she would have kept going before she got to ‘Aunt Jemimah?’

“Oriental” dressing is weird because there are many many different types of salad dressings used in Asia. just calling it “Oriental” is lazy and racist because it’s basically saying, “We don’t know or care to use a dressing that has a proper name, it’s just Oriental. We used some yuzu and lemongrass. Those are all the…

My interpretation was that she was basically saying “oriental” is antiquated and kinda cringy but isn’t a slur per se so “offensive” was too strong a word.

It sounds like she tried to resolve it outside of court and her parents refused.

Actually lots of people are going to prison for free healthcare, that’s obviously an indictment of our health system in general, but we’re providing the incentives with things like this.

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

Pasta is personal. Choose your battles better next time.

sounds like you are visiting the wrong fountains, friend.

From the sounds of it you like to wank a lot more than the next guy. While getting a haircut?!?

You know, I like to wank it as much as the next guy but I’ve never had the urge to do it in full view of the public. A dark movie theater, sure. In the car on the way home from a club, you bet. Under that big drape while getting my haircut—don’t judge me! But I’ve never had the urge to sit by a fountain or on a park…

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

It’s hard to quantify humanities in a way that lets you sign off on “Okay, this kid knows the material, time to bump them up to the next level” in the same way that math does. Kids in public middle and high schools take math in, what — Algebra I, Geometry, Algebra II, Trig somewhere on the side, Calc, and then the kid…

Tell us: How does it feel to be an asshole who can’t even engage with arguments but has to make an ad-hom every time because you don’t have an argument.

he is smizing.

Uh, that *is* a smile for Kanye. Look at his cheeks and eyes. They are up just ever so slightly. He might as well be beaming.

that’s pretty smiley for kanye isn’t it? he’s practically giddy.