Yeah that "prince charming" comment is cringe-worthy. Whatever happened to gender fucking, Gaga?

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

This is like the 2015 version of taking a photo of a shoplifter and posting it above the counter.

Little bunny Foo FooWent hopping through the forestScooping up the dank weedAnd smoking that shitDown came the Gus Fairy, and he said"Gentlemen, I don't want to see youTaking home the product

So the effect is that wild rabbits will let us pet and cuddle them rather than run away?

Per say? Is that like hearsay?

Never. I think I'd take my dog to a different daycare first.

What's next, Backpackistani!

This is not the face of a human teenager.

...whaaaat?!?

I actually have a pretty decent sized ass (thanks for giving me an excuse to post this) I'm not hatin' I just don't believe in magic. Big asses and skinny thighs are not a natural combination.

We were having a zoo photo scavenger hunt at work and I brought a parasol for this reason. I'm walking around and see a family of 4, with a young goth teen. She's carrying around a dark maroon umbrella and a sullen pout. We lock eyes briefly and I nod (sagely?) as I see her recognize her adult potential.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Asher's purpose is to be the guy that everyone thinks is "the worst,"but in reality he's the only one who is not a liar or a murderer. The actor is great, the conceptual underpinning is there, I think they just need to connect the dots with his character a little better. The episode with his Dad was a good start, but…

Wes is the least interesting character. Is it bad that I kinda hoped he killed his mom?!

Burdines - The Florida Store! RIP!

That sounds like a really fucked up teaching moment.

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached: