Jesus, this lady has A LOT more guts than I. No thanks.

I would be thrilled that two dozen people showed up to my backyard BBQ (assuming I had a backyard) but it's a quarter of what he anticipated.

Unpopular Opinion: I like Guy Fieri. I have never eaten at one of his restaurants but I am sure they are the Six Flags of culinary experiences. Yeah, he's loud and goofy. However, two things stand out:

I've been a bit off of Larry Wilmore since he made a joke about whether Bruce Jenner currently had a penis. It's like, yeah, I get that Jenner is putting himself in the limelight with his "am I or am I not" BS, but this just plays into the age-old trope of speculating and discussing trans folks' genitals, and I guess…

Really, congratulations to these brave Floridians, courageously disproving the stereotype that the homosexual community has better taste than us heteros.

Ok, great, a couple of foreign filmmakers with huge international careers and successful back-catalogues won Oscars. That says nothing about the actual opportunities for POC in Hollywood or the Academy's treatment of individuals from groups marginalized in the US.

Ok. I don't think you understand the frequency with which I get comments like that that are 100% serious. Kinda kills the instinct to take it as a joke.

SO MUCH YES.

This white Mexican woman (because, contrary to popular and very erroneous belief, "Mexican" isn't a race) is really tired of the "oh but look it's a Latino!" bone we're being thrown and supposed to be super grateful over when yet another white dude gets tons of attention and opportunity.

yeah. #penndejo trending on twitter was so perfect though.

The fact that a Mexican director won doesn't negate the larger point of lack of opportunity. Apparently contradictory things can both be true: the US can be racist and have a black President.

Oh, shut the fuck up. You know damn well what Kara and others are talking about and, if you don't, go pick up a damn book.

Kevin Hart Standing Next To People is a tumblr i would follow

I have a friend with lady's size 11 feet, and she has a hell of a time trying to get shoes. One place she used to go eventually stopped selling that size, and when she asked why, the manager said, "Well, customers found they made their feet look big!"

All I hear in my head is "Thackery! Thackery Biiiiiinx!" On a related note, a friend of mine has a cat named Binx.

Thank you, Kara, for Shade Court.

Amber did not shade the Kardashian..... she red them ! A read is not shade. shade is not a a read.

Kara, oh high judge of shade, I need a ruling!

DEAD.

"...this time she closed the card with: 'From the woman who loved you first.'"

Shade this bad wouldn't just make Dorian Corey spin around in his grave, but that corpse he kept in a box probably did a twirl as well.