“prefixed menu”

Bow down, bitches. Also, this photo makes me want to wear gloves.

Everyone in the past was a real fucking size queen, apparently.

How in any way, shape or form is Buca Di Beppo a “landmark”?

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

It's too good that this story begins: "I went on a trip to Nantucket". Need to work on making the rest rhyme, though.

Still better than anonymously calling a baby a douche on the internet.

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

The second woman, Catherine Somani, 53, was slashed in the abdomen, the sources said.

Josh Malina cannot spell the name correctly, though.

Oh, come on. Like a water chaser doesn’t negate everything you eat or drink in the past 15-30 minutes.

OK I thought it was 7 BBMA noms, then my publicist emailed me 8, then I realized they double counted one, haha. Oh well, lucky 7 it is!

Parks and Rec already lasted a season too long, the end of season 6 was an amazing way to end the show.

I hope this time they’re able to get the main characters in a room together for more than a few scenes. For me, the biggest flaw in season 4 was that they tried to make up for eveyone having different schedules by only following one character per episode — so we missed the fun of them interacting. I would rather see 6…

Sorry, I’m just not attracted to twi-leks...

I’m actually a guy but yes I wasn’t referring to Kara

They most certainly are. Especially those who pretend to be a certain way so they can write for popular websites.