A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

Why not both?

Promiscuity sounds exhausting. How do you juggle all those partners? I was briefly involved with a poly lady and (seriously, not to be judgmental!) she had to like, keep a schedule of when she could see all of us. That seems like way too much work! (EDIT: I'm also pretty disorganized. So.)

The meme that came out of this thing were fantastic. My fave:

UM did anyone else think this was Kenya Moore from RHOA at first glance??

so giving out bulletproof vests to the black community is the solution?

Ursula has attitude for days. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the artist likes his ladies chunky and quiet.

Seeing Kim and Kanye parent gives me feels.

i have a one track mind but

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

More like Ruth BAEder Ginsburg.

I was there last night. The entire event was great except for Nina being a fun killing scold. Probably the second best RBG anecdote was her story about her "lively" son, James. She told us how she would often get calls to visit the school for disciplinary reasons. Finally, one morning after pulling an all nighter (as…

I...I want to know what drugs these writers take before making up these stories. And then I want to know where to get some.

Only interested if they're talking about republican politicians and their wives.

Jezebel has tentatively ended our relationship with Us Weekly, because they have been giving us A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING in the slander department.

Poor guy looks like he's suffering from a severe case of constipation.

no i think his mom is shipping him with an adult woman.

The sincere usage of the word 'mommy' as a self-descriptor is usually a good clue, I find. "Other mommies," "As a mommy," "Becoming a mommy," Egh.

This woman's train of thought:

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.