Best picture ever or best picture ever?:

Seriously. (she's a model whose name sounds to me like "cucaracha.")

Well, I never expected the child of Cuban-American diplomacy to be a literal child.

"Girlfriend's Guide to a Different Divorce"

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…

It's so jarring to see adults writing "U" instead of "you". I can't even attempt to take him seriously

I remember feeling a little embarrassed watching them as a kid. When he's above her and looks down at her in the grass. It was so intimate!

Come on, that's not weird.. right?

I wanna name a kid Ssa so it can explain "It is ass backwards". For the lolz.

Jezebel has covered both Michael Brown and Eric Garner, as well as many others. Now they are covering two NYPD officers who were assassinated by a crazy dude from Baltimore with a vendetta.

I think this man was mentally ill. He didn't kill those police officers for the cause. He killed them because he wanted to be known. If you check out his Facebook page you'll see a status where he clearly has suicidal ideation. You'l also see some statuses that are misogynistic in nature (which explains why he…

Oh Yeah? Well she stole MY heart before she even uttered a word. It was that weird mouth thing she used to do before she started getting the lip injections.

I am sure everyone likes pictures of your cats and face. It is just that only 166 people have seen them so far.

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

Buuuuuurrrrnnnnn(er)

That's because you only go on pizza night

According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."

When I was three you could only take 36 selfies. Then you had to change the roll.

You smell what the Rock is cooking.