No joke! Callie invoked this! Also, this is irrefutable proof that tabloid writers read This Week in Tabloids!!!

Beyond local elections, there are often no viable third party candidates on the ballot either. And I'll probably always vote democrat over Hitler. Sorry.

Many of us old ladies have seen a lot in our lives and we know what we are talking about and what is important in life — and having natural colored hair is NOT important in life. I'm absolutely certain you look FABULOUS.

It's not about why she's wearing anything, just that it's funny that she just so happened to be wearing so much stuff with irreverent religious slogans the day she fights with a preacher.

I'd agree, but that angle showed off not only her "Bad Jew" shirt, but also her "God Hates Bags(?)" bag, which added a little something to the proceeding.

LEA DELARIA WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON STRAIGHT WOMEN WHEN I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU?

I guess the "Free Limos for Famous People" service got cancelled? She's famous to OITNB fans, that doesn't mean she's rich. And even rich people prefer the convenience of mass transportation. Where would we be without sad Keanu on the subway?

I posted this response in direct reply to the article, but I want to share it here too because I think you're spot-on. Thanks for saying this right off the bat.

"It is just one person's perspective of a chapter in her book, which I read in full, including all those other incidents, and feel this one way about." (Emphasis added)

Everyone has different opinions. Being flippant about sexual abuse and leaving out giant chunks of relevant information IS embarrassing. Your snarky response is gross.

I'm not sure feeling "extremely apathetic" is acceptable here.

But in this article you do defend her. You defend a questionable action as innocent and harmless without the subsequent context that would indicate that it very well may not have been innocent. Regardless of how early this behavior started, this was an early indicator and predecessor to actual predatory abuse…

The cherry-picking in this story is on par with that shit-heel Doug Barry trying to gloss over the fact that (adult shit-heel) Chris Brown was raped as a child.

Gonna reply to my own comment here with some of examples of what I mean so that people can see what I'm talking about:

AND, her sister Grace said, "Without getting into specifics," she said, "most of our fights have revolved around my feeling like Lena took her approach to her own personal life and made my personal life her property."

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

So, what, are you talking about the spread in the Economist last month? The longform profile of Kim in the Atlantic? That week NPR devoted all its coverage to North West?

That's when a guy walks up with the missing forty dollars and tells the woman it was on the floor by their table. To which she says "bullshit" and storms out saying that I'm a fucking thief. Moral of the story is, don't give small children lots of cash.

I imagine that guy probably paid out of his own pocket to make the…

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is: