panties OFF.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Someone's going to do it...

This story makes me love both your dad (for being such a good conflict-resolver) AND your grandmother (for being such a crochety old lady).

On the wine:

Then why the fuck are you commenting on something you know nothing about? Wait, don't answer that.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

Lindy, I'm sure you won't see this because god knows if I were you I wouldn't wade into the comments section ever, but just know that I love you, love your work, and really credit you with explaining shit in really effective terms to me, someone who was very much a novice on everything when she started reading Jez.…

How come nobody told me?! I need more time!

"Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all"

Can you stop yelling at everyone who comments? Stop acting like a jerk and be nice.

Way harsh, Tai

I love that it's still going up so fast that you have to be vague about the amount. The internet brings us things that break our hearts so often. It's nice when it warms them right down to the cockles.

School district officials say they followed procedure "one hundred percent", pointing toa page in the district handbook that states, "certain recognized religious or spiritual beliefs may qualify for an exception from provisions of the dress code."