She does realize that the probability of at least one of her brood being LGBTQ is super high, right??

Sigh!

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?

Racism is a huge issue in the South. Also in the North, the East, and the West.

Callie, is there some sort of tacit policy against Gawker writers admitting their mistakes? Because it's rare when one of you other than C.A. Pinkman or Burt or Mark Shrayber admits to fucking up. Mind you, I'm not suggesting that every Gawker writer should care a whit about every commenter pointing out their every…

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

The common thread in both the Domino's and McDonald's campaigns is the idea of getting customers to give their brands a second chance.

Knowing nothing, my best guess would it would take at least 8 months (assuming she's at least a month) to get to firing squad stage anyway...

I'm embarrassed to admit that I'd probably try gnocchi made from McD's fries. I like their french fries, there's nothing better on a road trip than hot fries and a cold coke.

Am I the only one who finds the concept of celebrity chef utterly bizarre?

My friend Carol Buckley left Ringling Brothers with her elephant, Tarra, 35 years ago and founded The Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald Tn.

When the camera panned up, the expression on that baby elephant's face looking down at it's dog friend was precious.

My half shepherd-half lab used to trap our cat under her paw, when he was a teeny tiny little kitten, and chew gently on his weensy little ear. The kitten was in ecstasy trying to wrestle her single giant paw and would occasionally get in a good nip on her snout. It was adorable!!

Given how much press is given to male athletes even just coming out it's hilarious that people care so little about the WNBA two players can be engaged and it's still not even main page material on ESPN.com

There's something about interactions between an animal and some smaller animal or baby, where the bigger animal clearly comprehends that it could hurt the other animal and is careful to check its strength, that gets me right in the feels. Right in there. I seriously almost cry every time I see a big dog playing very…

I get ONE day of PMS two or three days before my period, and it is mighty. I teach first grade, and I feel bad for those kiddos on my PMS day. Everything they do irritates the crap out of me, and I come down on them like an iron first.

From now on I am going to tell all my man-friends that my misandry is an evolutionary advantage, even if I am not even really PMSing.

I write fake Craigslist posts all the time. It's a way to flex my creative muscles with total anonymity. I've never thought it was a strange hobby, but I guess I'll go home and give myself a hard look in the mirror....and then keep writing fake Craigslist ads. Because it is fun and because this is America.