Thank you. It was driving me nuts trying to think of a hot sauce named Tallulah. Wow.

I was recently on a very crowded L train with a friendly man in a Kangol hat and we were standing in front of all these cool tweens on their iPhones. He kept amicably asking them about having smartphones. "Did your parents get those for you?" he wondered. "You're so young! And you have cell phones already!" They…

Girl, all I have to say is good fucking riddance. You don't need that stupid shit in your life.

We gather the news from a variety of sources and I do spend a lot of time on sites that produce viral content, I'm not going to hide that. Lots of stuff comes to/from Reddit even if it's not created there. This was a really interesting AMA.

This is an aggregation blog. And it's about a woman's physical safety and awareness about a form of abuse/harassment not many know about. Reddit and GM post each other's stories all the time. If you don't like aggregation sites, there are a lot of original content places as well.

He is like a perfect mix of high class and normcore. It's the dream really.

I am obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio's recreational time. Have you seen the video of him dancing to MGMT at Coachella?

#notallsextoys

just sent off my e mail, yay !!!

Oh thank god some of those match % are inflated.

He doesn't give a s**t

Ummmm. All major companies do this and have been for years. These aren't nefarious experiments in mind control - they're how we tweak websites for increased customer satisfaction and test out new features incrementally. Particularly in the cloud era, this is happening all the time. If we change the background of this…

I never dove into the whole online dating thing precisely for the reasons stated above. (I don't claim I'm incapable of committing those same things though) I love me some stats and figures, and I just felt that online dating was skewered a little against my "stats". For example: Not being attractive. lolololololololol

get off the internet and walk around outside.

The real question is which Republican will be the first to call for a ban on Russian Dressing in retaliation...It's a tough call but I'm going to go with newly smart (aka glasses wearing) Rick Perry.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

My dog just died. To say she was my best friend doesn't do justice to the bond we shared. I know dogs don't live forever. I know she was sick. I know she had a great life. I thought I had prepared for her death, I had no idea it would feel like this.

I should've mentioned that I have plenty of her and the Fugees on my rotation on my iPod in the car. But I'm of the opinion (strongly) that the second I pay you money for a service, you do what you're paid to do.