You do realize that Time Magazine named Beyonce the most influential person, which is what the author is referencing here?

I've never heard of him but I think I love him

If there's one thing I love it is wasting time!

Kaskade's third tweet about "secrets on how to make my eyes really POP" is so cute if you understand what he's referring to!

Plus police have been called to the bar 69 times! Who could resist such low-hanging fruit?

Can we not get a lifestyle website for people who hate being inspired and are just generally dreadful?

Facebook better get in line behind the several (!) of my FB "friends" who are selling various MLM products via facebook. First it was the Scentsy, then it was the cheap jewelry, now it's weight loss shakes (combined with daily updates on the seller's progress!) and "3D fiber" mascara.

Sonja has a whole lifestyle brand:

I made no mention of the Ukraine crash here, because it's completely unrelated... I'm not sure what you're talking about?

And the what?! AND THE WHAT?!?!?!?! Thanks for ruining my day. Now I have no idea how to measure my success.

Yes and no. It's very complicated.

Excuse me, I believe there are some seats here that belong to you. Please take them.

this response: all the stars.

I read this with two dogs curled up near my crotch and butt. Slowly pushing them away with my feet, now.

Based on the headline, I expected this to be an article about toys for sexually pleasuring dogs. I was horrified (and inexplicably clicked anyway).

Did anyone really need to see the picture menu of the African American woman and the white woman standing below their respective signs?

What do you mean 50 years ago?

/beams!

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.