No. In fact, it's actually part of the system. The legislature makes the laws, the executive branch enforces the laws, and the judiciary decides both what constitutes violation of the laws and whether the laws themselves are valid. The executive branch has every right to say, "this state law is a bad state law that…

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Does Messi's face having to stand on the podium for winning the MVP of the tournament after the game count?

"Have I told you the one about my penis? Oh, never mind, it's too long,"

It looks like most of the kids are wearing their school uniforms.

1. A woman who made a career out of being a sex symbol and singing sexually suggestive songs is not the one who should judge other women's sexual behavior.

I'm going to show this story to my husband just to prove SEE THE WAIT STAFF DO LOOK TO SEE IF YOU'VE CLOSED YOUR MENU! My husband will sit and read the menu with it open even after he's chosen and it always takes FOREVER for our order to be taken. I start getting really grumpy and say 'Close your *%#$ menu or we'll…

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

I don't know how true that story is, but I can tell you that the one I'm about to tell you is 100% true, because it happened to me.

Hey, maybe if the history of white people wasn't taught as a core class in all American schools, there would be room to teach other race's history as a non-elective so kids can grow up knowing anyone can be a dick.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

Brazil's asylum process consists of a single question:

[Nigel de Jong and Ron Vlaar combine to keep the ball away from Lionel Messi. Photo by Fabrizio Bensch/Getty Images]

Thanks for using a gender-neutral imperative ;)