I stopped playing after those stupid tomb quests were fucking REQUIRED to complete before you could advance the story at all. The only thing I feel bad about is paying $60 for that goddamn game. But at least I learned.

Pretty much everyone has been Director of SHIELD at one point or another.

‘Jackie Brown’ was after ‘Pulp Fiction’, and I consider it a superior film. Yeah, I know he didn’t write it, but the camera work was much better. ‘Inglorious Basterds’ was fun. Didn’t see ‘Hateful Eight’ yet, but ‘Django Unchained’ was really good, too. ‘Kill Bill’ was better when it was called ‘Lady Snowblood’ and…

I’m in the same boat as you: I hate fighting. I hate the rush, I hate getting hit, and I’m not a big fan of hitting people.

But if you swing on me, you better knock me out because I’m not stopping until you can’t get up or a cop pulls me off you.

You know in 15 years, some kid is going to be super pumped that his dad was on TV playing air guitar like a total badass. 

The only people that complain about rules in a street fight are the people that just got their asses kicked.

I live in an area with a sizable Italian population, although not as large as it used to be. You call one of them “Fredo”, you’re probably going to get punched in the face.

Cheap beer, pretty much. The food is garbage, the wait staff looks like they’d rather be anywhere else, and the crowd is trash. I’ve gone once in my entire life to a Hooters. It was one time too many.

Nope. GWAR was always a joke and never tried to take itself seriously. Pornogrind is some seriously fucked up shit that goes waaaaaaay further than GWAR would ever think of. It sort of evolved out of the goregrind scene, but instead of just being reaaaaly descriptive about murder and torture, they threw some porn shit…

For what it’s worth, it’s staggeringly easy to follow a band because you like their sound and you never really pay attention to the lyrics. Given that the douche was in a pornogrind band(and I’ve never in my life met anyone that was worth talking to that got down with pornogrind or goregrind or any of that horse…

There wasn’t going to be a “prank” in Boston, Toucher and Rich were actively working to disrupt the whole show to amuse themselves. They were talking about it for weeks. I was going to go myself so I could get shitfaced and have some laughs, but Dolan had to go fuck it up...

ZODIAC_MF. I trust that his recent engagement hasn’t dulled his edge one iota.

Yeah, in like 1898 or some shit when there were only like, a grand total of three beers.

So where’s the downside?

I bet it’s deep as fuck.

But he’s already got an amp for his sweet, sweet jams. He don’t need to talk at all. It would ruin everything.

Yes, but unless it’s Keytar Bear, no one pays any attention to the miscreants that collect around the various T stations...

I went to a private university in upstate NY and the dining hall was...eh. But they did get a pretty rad pasta bar my sophomore year, and every now and then they’d bring in Taco Bell for us. You should have seen us go apeshit for those terrible little tacos.

Oh man, this was elementary school where we had crater burgers. I stopped eating anything that didn’t resemble pizza in middle school. My high school didn’t have a cafeteria until my senior year, and I decided I was going to fucking eat at that shit hole after two years of eating whatever I wanted from home.

We always called them “crater burgers” on account of them looking like they’d spent a million years or so having their surface buttfucked by incoming meteors.

Still hoovered ‘em right down every Friday when it was hamburger day, though.