This is going to ruin that old Tex Hooper classic “Manhole Inspector” for sure.

You can pay your way out of it, but you have to submit to a background check and an interview. So it’s not just throwing money at them.

That said, the fucking TSA is stupid. 

I’d never watched an hour of this show in my life until last month. I was aware of it when it was on, but fuck if I’m watching CBS until DS9 was on. But last month me and the family went over the Canadian border and stayed in Niagara, and our hotel was shit. Pretty much five channels and the one that wasn’t a home…

Nothing is worse than the Kars-4-Kids jingle. I’d rather nail my feet to a plank than listen to that shit. I don’t care how often they update it.

Holy shit, for real? 

SecLabor Acosta is off to engage in his true love:  playing beer league hockey with a bunch of degens up in Canada.

He was literally caught on tape getting a hand job from an old lady that police said a sex trafficking operation was going on in order to get video surveillance installed in the building. So far, no one has been charged with sex trafficking and the judge said that all of the video footage was not admissible as…

Well, you can Google what’s in it. Usually it’s propylene glycol, glycerin, water, nicotine salts, and a flavoring agent. 

I’m in her district and I’m glad to have voted for her. And I’ll gladly do it again.

Oh? And was the FBI the prosecuting body in the Epstein case? And what about the other people that were sitting on CFIUS? Did they get a bunch of money too, or was it just the Clintons? What about the NRC that approved the deal? Did they also get a shit ton of cash?

You fucking dork.

It was better after I burned my six year old son's Kyrie jersey in front of him to show him what we do to players when they leave town.

Goddammah!

Same with Freakazoid. It may have been animated for children, but half of that show was written for adults.

Fuck off with that Warren nonsense, dickhead. She never claimed she was Native American to advance in her career. That’s a shitty take and you should feel bad for espousing it.

My uncle used to call these pants “three-day shitters”, because he was under the impression that you could shit in them for three straight days before you’d have to take them off.

He was a weird guy.

Yuup. There was not a lot of love for Irving on sports radio around these parts. Most of us are fucking glad he’s gone and pissed that it took as long as it did. 

Did you ever see ‘Shigurui:  Death Frenzy'? That shit wears on you.

Mike and Shawn...fuck yeah. With three exclamation points.

Out...and straight ahead...
Out...and straight ahead...

I seem to remember Stormtrooper arms being removed in ‘The Force Unleashed’, but it’s been awhile since I played it...