The people of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” didn’t gather in the square between the post office and the bank around ten o’clock on June 27th just for Awkwafina to bastardize their holy tradition 70 years later.

Well you wouldn’t click and comment on them, so they’re not ad revenue generators and won’t be made.

How is Dragon’s Dogma a Souls-like?

It has always been just a license. 

Wah!!!! I swear Republicans are some of the biggest crybabies.

that has to be the scariest looking theater kid i’ve ever seen.

If he ends up dating his super hot yoga instructor are you guys going to fawn over it like you did hospital ex and her jiu-jitsu instructor, or is it going to he A Serious Example Of The Abuse Of Power Dynamics In Our Society?

Solomon Grundy want pants too!!

I thought it was Hearst’s mistress’s butthole

There are literally hundreds of iPhone cases on Amazon that are better and cheaper than Apple’s own cases.

Awesome, knowing that Tobacco did the music for this definitely is pushing it up on my priority list

I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d kinda like to make love to him tonight.

Definitely didn’t have “Blacks vs. Jews, online” on my 2022 bingo card.

Make mine a Bebop Cola!

‘TIS WEAK TO FIRE

WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN 

YES. YES. HELL YEAH. YES. HELL. YEAH. YES. MASTERWORKS ALL, CANT GO WRONG. YES.

Isn’t this literally the plot behind Red Faction?

Oh my god bear is driving!

There’s a song that can answer that for you on youtube.