The people of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” didn’t gather in the square between the post office and the bank around ten o’clock on June 27th just for Awkwafina to bastardize their holy tradition 70 years later.

When it comes to Elon Musk and his companies, the first 80s reference that springs to my mind is Robocop and Omni Consumer Products...

Well you wouldn’t click and comment on them, so they’re not ad revenue generators and won’t be made.

How is Dragon’s Dogma a Souls-like?

“Now, a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you my ass or my crotch?”

It has always been just a license. 

I’m enjoying FLCL: Grunge more than I thought I would and FLCL: Shoegaze looks to be really interesting as well. Maybe the biggest departure from the original so far based on the trailer. But not in a bad way.

Wah!!!! I swear Republicans are some of the biggest crybabies.

that has to be the scariest looking theater kid i’ve ever seen.

I heard he want cyborg legs.

If he ends up dating his super hot yoga instructor are you guys going to fawn over it like you did hospital ex and her jiu-jitsu instructor, or is it going to he A Serious Example Of The Abuse Of Power Dynamics In Our Society?

Solomon Grundy want pants too!!

I thought it was Hearst’s mistress’s butthole

There are literally hundreds of iPhone cases on Amazon that are better and cheaper than Apple’s own cases.

Awesome, knowing that Tobacco did the music for this definitely is pushing it up on my priority list

I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d kinda like to make love to him tonight.

Definitely didn’t have “Blacks vs. Jews, online” on my 2022 bingo card.

Make mine a Bebop Cola!

My position and the foundations for it are not intolerant. It is reasonable with a long history to support it.