Tonight football changed my life. Tonight I learned that there is a person named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. Tonight I learned that football announcers will have to repeatedly say Ha Ha Clinton-Dix all season long, and possibly for many years to come.

They say he became less than a god, but more than a . . . well a lot like a priest.

Having played with one back in those ancient days, you're right to be confused.

I love the powerglove. It's so bad.

Haitian maid. French maid has totally different implications.

prefer Matt Mulholland's My Heart Will Go On, when it comes to recorder music. Just my highly developed taste however.

I don't see that we have been given conclusive proof he cares about the mom and kid. Perhaps I'm just cynical, but everything I've seen could support that -or- could support that he really wants a ready-made family and just wants them to forget about dad. Or that he's a controlling prick — remodeling the office before…

That's exactly how I feel about Bob Hope and God.

I think what bothers me more is that it's a relationship dynamic that has been thoroughly explored with much more subtlety elsewhere. And they seem to push us to hate the wife and think Eph has been doing what's right (see the otherwise completely unnecessary marriage counseling scene), except I find that thoroughly…

Insinuated that it was a possibility, but they cut away the moment the vamps started walking toward him.

Having dated women with kids from previous relationships, I don't think there's anything brutal about that. Maybe if he hadn't interfered, maybe if he hadn't caused the kid's father to be arrested in front of him then badmouthed him . . . . everything he did demanded that she remind him that he is not the father of…

"You're so kind and sweet, Jason"

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Mom has all the luck.

Lots of glasses with rosy lenses: it's not like this shit just started this year and fifty years ago violence and drug arrests never happened at concerts.

The Porsche has a windshield, which keeps bugs from impacting your face at superhuman speeds.

How dare you! The World Series of Darts will be back — it's not the sport's fault that the event wasn't well promoted and had a terrible time slot.

And even if it were brand new coverage, the joke wouldn't be all that funny. Should have used it in those few years they televised the Scrabble Championship.

I once "attended" an adaptation of a Monty Python sketch in the game Glitch. It was pretty impressive.

Bury My Shell at Wounded Knee would be better. "Hey!"