TELL US ABOUT THE LESLIE NIELSEN ZOMBIE WANDERING THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS FOR CHRISTSAKES

Don't call him Shirley

Luckily, he scrapped his plans for the Boy Who Loved Johnny Damon just in time.

He was probably more annoyed that Tom Gordon went from the Sox to the Yankees.

I appreciate this pick just because it's the first one I didn't predict. Thank you.

How many drinks?

I just figure I'm capable of carrying on a conversation almost entirely with myself about the nature of the comments I'm making to myself.

Does the quality of the comments matter? Or just the quantity?

I can't decide if people are actually stupid enough to be angry about the methodology or if they're playing along by pretending to be angry.

While I have been aware for many many years of the difference between England, Great Britain, and the UK, I tend to mix them up intentionally because Brits get so worked up about it.

I would hope not, but then I didn't imagine he was going to get away with his wife's murder.

This one was the first episode I watched as it aired, commercials and all, and yeah, I was stressed out. Especially at the elevator and diner scenes.

Shit, right! I think I was busy fighting off a nasty touch of the measles.

Hmm, I wonder if where you purchase them also affects that. Or maybe times have changed — I just remember I wasn't the only kid with Leia, She-Ra, and April O'Neil figures in the 80s. Seems odd that such purchases would become less common.

Having seen this flick a few years back, I found comparing it to Zombie Land rather than The Walking Dead more useful. I think even the title suggests the comparison, as if they were making an unauthorized pseudo-sequel.

Do we have confirmation that they haven't sold well, or are you guessing?

That's kind of like watching Fargo then deciding the writers believe everyone in North Dakota and Minnesota is a murderer.

During the fight, all I could think of was Inigo Montoya

I kept trying to like this show. At times, I even thought I was being rewarded for my persistence with something resembling an interesting plot. But it's all pretty blah now: Red is Liz's father and Liz's husband was spying on her as a plot to get at him. Drawing it out any longer is annoying. Making some big…

That commercial has been airing with episodes for awhile, at least in my market, and while I agree that Tom's probably not dead, I wouldn't read anything into that commercial other than "current marketing departments think "co-branding" is a really cool buzzword"