Also, if we’re using arthritis as a running theme, shouldn’t Roland be mentioned? 

Here’s the link. I’m getting one too.

How is this shirt disrespectful? Did that lady mean disrespectful to white people or to the fucking football team? Dude wears a shirt with a nonslur word for white and its disrespectful. People are fucking ridiculous.

It took me five extra minutes of Photoshopping but dammit I believe our readers appreciate the effort

RIP Dennis, I really liked that character but he was obviously doomed. Can’t Noel Fisher stick around on a show for long enough these days?

I’m not sure if the kid’s touch gave Dennis the push he needed, or Dennis finally just snapped under the weight of PTSD/trauma seeing horrors at a brutal prison everyday, but…

All I want to know is from the latest episode, did set decorator really drop a piano from the 2nd story, and hope that it stopped on the 1st floor, or did they just place part of piano on the 1st floor, and make it look like it had dropped down from the 2nd story? I’m guessing the latter.

The whole reason why people were hyped about the giant sandworm is because it’s so impressive. If it then turned out to be as resilient as wet toiletpaper? Well, you can probably predict the average community response.

Ugh Jesus

They touched on that a bit in the first issue. The different colored buttons are nodes that denote which team the characters are part of.

Have you ever manslaughtered? Because let me tell you, the number one thing you need after taking another human’s life through carelessness and rank stupidity is a crisp chardonnay.

Awesome first issue! I was a bit hot and cold on Metal, but this was fantastic. Great last page twist, and jaw-droppingly beautiful art from Francis Manapul and Hi-Fi!

Having the queens sing live never seems like a great plan. I wish they’d stop those types of challenges.

Cracker deserved a win. I thought she was hilarious and was perfectly able to understand her.

But bar soap leaves soap scum everywhere and body wash doesn’t. Especially with a stand-up shower with a glass door, the whole house uses body wash and we never get soap scum.

Bar soap also leaves a film of scum on the floor of the shower that builds up over time and takes scrubbing to get cleaned up. That waxy material isn’t in body wash. Also I don’t use much body wash so a bottle lasts me about 6 months. I’m OK spending $8 a year on body wash.

I liked parts of it, but also rolled my eyes multiple times, particularly at Dan grousing about “illegals.” It’s true a working-class white person on public assistance would use that language, but it still is just jarring since I never got much of that vibe from original recipe Dan Conner. Or maybe it was there all…

I’ve had a couple delays at a local pizza place that at first seemed pretty unreasonable until the server eventually just admitted (third visit) that they were down to one pizza oven because of a mechanical fault and a problem getting parts.

Right. I loved the show growing up. There’s the creepy joke people have been passing around for a few years that’s definitely weird, but as a kid, I didn’t even notice. I don’t even remember that scene. Regardless of who wrote the joke, its an odd one, but the show did have a *team* of writers. Who knows if Cosby even…

Google Guides needs to have a word with itself in there
I keep getting these requests “Hey, Sean. Jane has a question for you!”
And you open it up and it’s something about if they have fish on the menu.
Or if they’ll be showing Avengers on Thursday.
THAT’S WHAT GOOGLE IS FOR.
I’m here to tell you if there’s parking or a HC…