Yes, in the 80s. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Not bad. My personal preference is this list:

Tennessee ranks near the bottom among states when it comes to child homelessness, with more than 28,500 children homeless at some point throughout the year.

A memorial of anything else would be better. A memorial to fucking Arby’s would be 100 times less idiotic than this bill.

How about a memorial to the 22% of children who live in poverty in Tennessee?

I feel like everyone had more or less forgotten about Avatar after 2013. I could see trying a sequel, since it made so much money, but I don’t know anyone who’s been clamoring for more for the last half-decade or so. And honestly, unless I hear he’s really upped the script for this one, it’s going to be one of those…

You know...I could’ve been okay with maybe two Avatar sequels. It seems like a trilogy is a natural way these sorts of stories go. But FOUR? Is there any way these will not be tiresome retreads of the same basic plotline? Was there really any single person out there aside from James Cameron that gave a shit whether we…

Ugh home fries. Good point.

The second phrase of your rant is true independent of the first.

Steak fries suck and Kevin is right. I like my fries to be way more crispy goodness than potatoey softness.

Trump sucks, but I’m still gonna watch the show.

Wow, what an episode! Where the premiere of season 9 felt like there was a foundation of everyone being solid, this felt like there was extraordinary talent in every corner. Some of my favorites are:

Hey, I never said go into debt for your wedding. Debt is ALWAYS one of the largest factors in marital discord. You have the wedding you want, but you do it within your means.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”

RuPaul inducts a new member into the Drag Race Hall Of Fame (though we all know who the true winner is)

I feel like I’m walking right into your trap...But uh...1) This isn’t an AV Club article. 2) Aren’t you just ridiculing, too? (answer: Yes, you are.)

I bought the first book before I knew anything about Hubbard or Scientology . Threw it away after I read that Time article from the early ‘90s. Between that and finding out Orson Scott Card is an asshole, I’ve learned to do some research first.

Screw that. TV adaptations of standalone novels are old news. You need a multi-volume work. Mission Earth ran ten books. That’s a decade of programming.

My dream wedding takes place at the local courthouse with a judge and two witnesses, with all the money that would’ve been spent on a ceremony instead getting blown on a kickass, first class honeymoon. Honestly I’ve never understood why people burn so much money on a single day affair when they could have an amazing…

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah