I’ll bring my bullhorn.

His chest heave shot is going to get swatted soooo much. 

It’s a back porch that faces the parking lot. Come on over.

I mean a lot of his moves are legitimately impressive! But some seem against the rules as I understand them!

I’m perfectly serious about this. Do you have a spare chair on your front porch so we can both yell at the palmers and carriers that think they are great ballhandlers? 

Good for him grinding his way to earning a college scholarship, but holy shit this little dude is going to turn the ball over at unprecedented levels.

He double-dribbles and carries you say?

Maybe I don’t have a good eye or the low res of a twitter video is messing with me, but it seems like he double-dribbles and carries a lot...

I think he’s going to be a one-and-done. I also think he’s not going to the NBA. 

The GOP is all about that tough love.

Hey you can’t cross a desert in the face of staunch resistance unless somebody is providing the staunch resistance. Think about it. 

I’m surprised he didn’t go on to argue that the practice of using child slaves as camel jockeys is as laudable to our own system of promoting “educational opportunities” for disadvantaged youths via athletic scholarships and totally not exploitative at all.

This guy’s a fucking hero.

“Caravans of progress take time to cross a desert of resistance,”

Great work, white Dennis Rodman! 

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

Considering that there’s a Chik-Fil-A on Clemson’s campus, and that was a known deciding factor for one of the recruits, this maybe Trump’s best work since that time he outswam Fred Trump’s other sperms.

Very likely. They blow these arenas up instead of repurposing them so that the potential new tenants won’t get to expose how unnecessary it was for the franchise owners to grift the taxpayers into buying them new arenas.

Holy shit that’s terrifying.  That couple both nearly had their heads ripped off.

Poor Wisconsinites. It’s the only city in which there were 3 basketball-specific arenas directly adjacent to each other. Knowing the backwards logic of such folk, we should fully expect them to erect another within 20 years not where the Bradley Center was but opposite of the newest one.