I’m a bank teller (or a Personal Financial Aide, if you prefer).

thank you bby :) I missed you all!

Last Sunday, I tried on my long dress pants. Half of them didn’t fit because they were too big. I’ve been doing weight lifting and I’m starting to see results. I had to buy some new pants and some new exercise equipment because its time to add new exercises and up my routine.

HI INTERNET FRIENDS!! I’m back on Jez after a brief hiatus to go be a productive person (I was only partially successful). The comments sections are awful different post-Gawker and I’m not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand, there are lots of new, awesome, funny Gawkfugees here (yay!), but it also seems like…

I loved when in the intro episode and Amber met her dance partner and she said she was excited because she had been an exotic dancer. He sneered and said condescendingly “that’s not the kind of dancing we do here”. Uh step down dude. Have you ever seen your own show??? That’s pretty much the only dancing you do…

Trump = Ruin

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying…

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

it would totally be on some random channel like cinemax though

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Twinja is way more fun 😀

I’m starting to think they should add a section to the SAT full of questions like “Do you hate women?” and “Do you view black people as below you?” so we can weed all these people out before we admit them to our higher learning institutions.

Or you can do your part by frequenting establishments that have unattractive and plain looking staff.

I was being specific about adobo. It’s about how the chosen meat’s drippings mixed with everything else is the sauce. I’m sure that there can be alternatives but I personally won’t be happy unless I can’t taste the difference.

Ifyou ever get the chance, pick up some Filipino red eggs (they’re pickled duck eggs), chop/ smoosh them up and mix with a juicy, chopped tomato.

fried eggplant:

Um, friendly, helpful, and attentive staff (along with the food) do play a role in whether I return to a restaurant. However, not one of those qualities correlate to some arbitrary idea of physical attractiveness. As long as their clean, I really don’t notice care in any way about their hotness. To tie the two…

Wow. I mean there isn’t so far as I know anything explicit in the Hooters, but you do seemingly have a bunch of servers enduring low key (or more intense) sexual harassment so they can pay the rent or afford their children. It’s at best a depressing place to take children.

"If my neighbors don't like my loud music, I really, really would like them to knock on my door and politely say something—that's all they need to do."