I’m not risking my my neck for a bunch of animals, humans included.

It’s baffling to me that people haven’t bought up “An Evening With The Clintons” tickets to publicly press him on this issue.  I guess nobody wants to be really famous and celebrated these days.

Give me one good reason this planet is worth saving.

No no, that’s not right at all.  Mikey Cohen deserves to be incarcerated.  85% or more of those currently incarcerated do not.  This is why false equivalencies are so dangerous.  One deserves jail, the other does not.  Let’s not obfuscate the issue by squabbling over treatment.

Fun story that’s basically a metaphor for the league these days. The United Center is in a rough part of town but once you get inside everything is great. Popcorn here, soda there, and an entertaining spectacle on the court. We pulled up to the UC and parked in one of the lots, got out, and went in to enjoy the show.…

Ha! Exactly. I told them they were just gaslighting me and they said that they were trying to tell me the truth and that I was being gaslighted by CNN. Obviously they choose CNN because that’s what Trump says. They said they were trying to wake me up. And I guess that’s gaslighting in a nutshell. I was struck dumb and…

Listen, Xtian, I loathe Hillary.  Loathe her.  But she did win the popular vote.  There is a good case to be made that he is not the president.  And if we’re going there, you could also make the case that because Hillary rigged the primary against Bernie, and because Bernie would have taken Flyover Country quite…

At dinner last night my dad called me a conspiracy theorist.  I’ve been calling him that for years but he finally used it on me about the Russia Collusion.  I’ll never forget that smile.  That smile is the reason I’m gonna move out soon.

Might be behind him but that problem was that it was behind her but seriously folks this isn’t going away for Ush, not with a billion articles out there shaming him for something that’s actually quite common and def treatable. Most people have it so I don’t know why this is such a big deal.  Everyone should relax. …

Pretty tired of the BDB hate around here. Yeah, I get this is a NYC-centric site and you people always have to be complaining about something otherwise you’d have to face the reality that not only are you priced out of your environment but your environment is pure pollution any way you look at it but still, show some…

No, silly.  I mean trying to get Vladdy Daddy out of power.  Subvert his authority.  Undermine him.  Spread propaganda throughout Russia.  Stuff like that.

I guess that’s true.

Since Russia tried to corrupt our election, we should try to corrupt theirs.  Fair is fair.

His hair gives me vertigo. 

This is a Beyoncey site.  Goodbye forever.

Thank you for that laugh. Chewie - aka Chewbacca who is but one Wookie - has a ceremonial blade that he often uses. Also available to him are the following weapons: Ryyk Blade, Wookie Quad Turret, Kashyyyk Stalker Pistol, Quarrel, Samsonite Logging Facility, Ryyyk Blade, Wookie Slug Thrower, Kashyyyk Long Guns, and…

Or Lil Peep.

George Lucas sold out and now all the Disney kids think they know about the Wars.