You are my favorite commenter on Kotaku.

No worries! Thanks for always giving us interesting and well-written content!

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

Yeah, this is true. Leave my cervix alone, long penises. That is not for you. That is mine. Do not touch. Thank you.

yo, big wangs hurt. Like, I can feel it in my uterus and that is just so wrong. Get out of my no man's land, wang. do. not. want.

I remembered the unholy fury that was the reaction to Eberts claim that video games aren't art.

Which is really funny because when something like this comes out which is unorthodox in its mechanics, and more message oriented, the complaint is that it's not enough like a video game.

Well are they art are or aren't they?…

I remember Depression Quest.

Well, the developer's ostensibly a dude, so MRAs are less likely to scream death and rape threats at him.

Y'all are a couple of beautiful, majestic snow leopards of feminist freedom and I've loved every moment of your CPAC coverage.

I love that the expressions seem to be the type girls who should NOT have guns, particularly at this moment.

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

Sometimes a cigar is just a big, fat cock.

It was either that or spend an hour on two different trains and a bus to our own murders.

Jezebel: The Meanest Blog Out There!

You should make t-shirts of that.

"What is it with conservative men and cigars?"

I usually try making sense of weird Japanese stuff; sometimes it feels like certain people attack certain aspects of this sort of culture for little reason, and most of the time I see very little to be offended by or weirded out by.

But when will they finally develop a hug pillow that comes with your-parents-approves-of-this technology??

Ahhh ... i am safe now