>irregardless

Please marry me.

The use of the word "irregardless" is the best part of this post. It is the, subtle, little touches that give that capture the spirit of an angry involuntarily celibate fedora-wearing nice guy.

you are my favorite gimmick.

Consider how you are dressed.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

In other words, don't be a woman.

GGFM, you are a beautiful unicorn and I hope you get to eat fudge at the seaside.

I assume you've been wearing a bra since puberty right? that's why your breasts hurt. if you had never worn a bra then they would sag less and not hurt even when doing physical activities like sports. if you'd like I could go into more detail if your curious how and why that's the case.

Hi! G-cupper here. Definitely painful. No idea what "science" you're on about, bud.

Because: men.

My girlfriend would like me to point out that if she were going to go into battle, or fight someone, or do pretty much anything physical, she'd be wearing a good bra that doesn't allow for much movement despite her larger cup size, and doesn't understand video game costumes at all, nor why developers feel the need to…

And, like, a physicist.

So, men?

They go wrong because they're made to appeal to recently-pubing teenagers and ones that never grew past that stage.

I hope that with gamergate after him he can empathize and he reaches out and apologizes to her. What a mess. I wonder if she (or anyone in her situation) could forgive something like this.

Okay, any brand new burner who brings up ethics in gaming to me right now is getting dismissed, whether you think you are joking or not.

can't believe I wrote all those extra words

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"