I know Eastern teams in general turn into Dee Reynolds on open mic night when they face LeBron in the playoffs, but this was just a night where one of the GOATs decided that this game was his and no one was gonna stop him. It’s one of the best things you can see in sports.

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

I am beginning to think the Atlanta Hawks decision to forgo the playoffs until LeBron is out of the league is probably a good one, they were close to getting mocked as bad as the Raptors are now.

I’ve read through that story a couple of times and it keeps confusing me more and more.

If the Browns decided there was something about Rosen they didn’t like, I would take that to mean he will be an excellent NFL quarterback.

Really makes you wonder why so many front offices are asking “So, are you into guys?”

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

I would love it if the Thunder played the Rockets tonight and Harden shot 20 free throws to go along with Russ’ rebound stat padding. The Deadspin comment section would have burned down to the ground in a rubble of takes

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

“I was trying to intentionally fuck with you.... so can you do me this solid?”

Welcome to the “James Harden is the least-watchable star in the NBA” club! We all hate his game, too. Thanks for joining!

When he’s doing bullshit like this, there isn’t anything you can do. That’s why he’s so good and also why he’s the fucking worst.

I hate it too. The only thing I can think of is for defenders to start fouling him hard when he does the flailing thing. If you are going to get called for a foul, might as well actually foul him.

So he was totally unqualified for the job, and a bunch of people who definitely should’ve known better picked him for the job anyway. Hate when that happens.

“Yes”

He’s Johnny Football, not Johnny Tape. Fuck’s sake.

Clearly he misinterpreted what a Jugs machine is intended for

In defense of The Browns, they were under the impression his last name was “Football”. With a name like that, how could he not know the game? Why even bother asking?

Depends what the definition of is is.

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns