From what I’ve read here, helping yourself finish on the job is kind of a Mavericks tradition.

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

I’m right there in your age bracket, and grew up in Chicago as a Bulls fan, but LeBron is honestly a once-in-a-lifetime athlete to watch. He’s got way more variety and range to his game than Jordan ever did. The argument I always default to is that peak Jordan would beat peak LeBron in one on one, but if you were to…

I didn’t think much of LeBron in his first Cavs stint...

LeBron is always the MVP. LeBron is the only player whose team you will not eliminate simply because he happens to exist.

...Did you just post your own tweets?

+1 Captain Insane-O powerbomb

Been saying this all year, but ... I will stop being afraid of the Cavs only when they are eliminated from the playoffs. I don’t care where they’re seeded. They have the best player on Earth, and he knows how to ramp it up for the post-season.

They say the camera adds 15 pounds. I like to pretend someone is secretly filming me stepping on the bathroom scale and then I subtract 15 from whatever lies it tells me.

“Oh, it’s very possible.”

He did leave a game but cramps was just his cover up.

LeBron James once ate a whole large Pizza...Hut.

Lebron James is Chuck Norris’ father.

suggests what seems like the obvious likeliest culprit: one hinky or two different scales

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

Larry Drew will take over as interim Lebron will continue as coach for the Cavaliers.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Don’t worry; SHS will come out tomorrow and assure us that the president most certainly didn’t mean the thing he explicitly said, and aren’t WE all the dumb ones for taking his word at its face value.