Can’t wait for the NHRA race. I’d really love to see Ron Capps take the Funny Car title this year. He’s been second banana for far too long. Good luck, Ron!

My mom leased one in the early 2000's. It was a Sport Premium (iirc) and it had the larger 3.0 engine (I spec’d it out for her). It was awesome - all black, black leather, nice wheels.. I used to rock that shit constantly and it was a lot of fun to drive. And it’s worth mentioning it never gave us a lick of trouble.…

Not bad, I have to keep those in my pocket for the next poor schmuck that has this issue. Thanks!

I see a lot of customers come into my dealership who got absolutely shithammered elsewhere and are looking for a way out of their car. I remember one guy who got a brand new Escape S (base, 2wd, nothingmobile) which retails for about $22k. After they stuffed a very expensive (and fugazi) warranty down his throat and…

Had a great time last night and it was a really good crowd. I sincerely hope this goes down in history as “The First Annual Are You Faster Than A Jalopnik Writer Karting Event.” Seriously, we should all do it again. Thanks again for hosting it.

The RS isn’t eligible for employee pricing. No X-Plan, no A/Z-Plan, and unfortunately for me, no D-Plan. Specialty cars (RS, Shelbys, Raptors) aren’t eligible for any of that.

Mmmm... Sbarro...

That was my argument when I wanted (and bought) a brand new 2015 STI in May 2014. Still have the car and am planning to be buried in it.

For a girl, Lola. For a boy, Hellcat.

Mmmm, free burger...

Fly out of Westchester (HPN). A million times easier to get in and out than the NYC airports.

Dude, a prolapsed rectum is serious business. I’d go see a doctor about that...

Eff that. I’ll go on a diet, lose 33 lbs, and save $19,690 in grocery money.

About 20 years ago I found a classic car dealer about an hour from my house. They had a ‘72 Chevelle SS, black with white stripes, 454, 4 on the floor. Could’ve bagged it for $12k. Told myself, “Don’t be a horse’s ass, don’t jump at the first thing you see, sleep on it and decide tomorrow.” So I did. Drove an hour…

They need to be... corrected... sir.

Damn it, you beat me to it! I’m gonna Yamo-burn-this-place-to-the-ground!

Many collisions like this can be avoided by pedestrians lifting their heads and observing the world around them instead being glued to their phones 24/7.