Dear Ford Execs,

I’m surprised Ayrton Senna isn’t on the list. Everyone else here is certainly worthy of mention, but Senna is arguably the greatest driver ever and his personality and passion were beyond intense. Conversing with him about motorsports and life in general must have been fascinating for those kucky enough to have done…

Indeed it would, which is why I resist the urge.

To me, this thing is like banging a fat chick - they’re fun to ride until a friend sees you in public with one. Every time I see someone riding one of these things I have to resist the urge to yell out, “Nice training wheels, douche!”

We’re in Rye, NY. About 15 minutes north of the Bronx on I-95.

As the Sales Manager of a Ford showroom, I can attest to the value of shooting straight and honest when selling a car. I have no time to make up bullshit stories, and I have even less time to listen to bullshit from customers either buying or trading a car. Just be honest, give them every reason to buy your car, and…

We take in trades on a regular basis at my dealership and it’s always amusing to see what people leave behind. You have your garden variety oh-crap-I-forgot-that stuff (EZ Pass tags, CD’s, parking passes, etc.), but some stuff really makes you wonder. We’ve had more than one person forget a few dime bags here and…

I guess hacking into Jeeps is this week’s theme...

Had an Acura Legend in the 90’s and busted the tranny one day. I couldn’t get any forward gears to work - but reverse worked fine. I drove around Yonkers backwards until I was able to get to a repair shop and still managed to find time to make it through the drivethrough at McDonalds on Nepperhan (backwards, of…

Get these two guys involved somehow and I'll watch.

It’s a (mostly) two-wheel event, but I’d have to go with the Isle of Man TT. Went to F1 at Monza on my honeymoon in 2010 (phenomenal) and am planning Monaco within the next 3 years, but the Isle of Man may have to come first.

Well, if someone had told me about it....... Sheesh.

Haha, I gotcha, bro. BTW, how was the experience buying from them? I manage a Ford showroom in NY and am always interested to hear about what people like and dislike during their buying experiences.

Good thing this pic of the plate is blurred out. Nobody will know its NY plate # FMJ 4794 and that the car came from Morehead Honda. Good thing.

Came here for this. Good job.

Well, we live in an era where Bruce Jenner can pretend to be a woman and the public swallows it hook, line, and sinker, so why not?

At one point a few years ago, I almost had myself convinced to buy a Beetle diesel convertible. On paper, it has everything going for it - droptop, diesel torque and fuel economy, a very reasonable price tag, FWD good enough for the winter months. But as much as it made sense on paper, I couldn’t reconcile the fact…

You know, Robert Wagner asked Natalie Wood if she wanted to take a shower on his boat, but she said, “No, I’ll just wash up on shore.”

Sure hope Ford offers the D-Plan on this ;-)