Yeah, the good old days of... [checks notes] ...fucking disqus?

I seriously did not know that Fred Armisen had even been on SNL until the second season of Portlandia, and I asked someone, where did this guy come from? I then flipped out when I also realized that he was the “mi scusi” guy from Eurotrip.

lol MAXIMUM OWNAGE

Why is Scuttle, a bird, simply not eating all the other characters?

There’s an extension called StyleBot that I used to code this fucking nightmare of a site into something usable. I started by getting rid of all the useless shit so I’m now left with the headline, header photo, and comments.

The site is unusable on mobile now...

It’s because G/O media would rather no one engage at all and just click on the ads plastered all over the most mobile-unfriendly site on the internet.

As long as he’s OK with returning as a game show host who is some combination of chaos, evil and, most likely, Satan himself.

I’d rather see an Anthony Peter Coleman origin flick, centering on his time in Grenada.

“And what’s happened...is that there are people who aren’t funny, or content that is just offensive.”

The only reason they want you to go outside is to get your data. All this talk about it being for your health and meeting others is BS.

They increased the price and reduced the usefulness of the remote raid passes just because they felt like it. One of the biggest issues is that this keeps disabled people and those who live in rural areas from playing. Niantic refuses to acknowledge any of this when asked.

That’s actually a really good point!

He could have a lifestyle program where he discusses the challenges of getting older in the Empire, called ‘Tarkin ‘Bout My Generation’.

It’s like they’re in competition with AV Club

The point of the piece is to get people to bicker about Star Wars in the comments.

Declaring bankruptcy to get out of restitution only works if you’re rich or a corporation.

I have spent a lot of my time playing this game - since the first week it released in 2016, to this very day, I have engaged with this game at least once without fail every single day - often an hour or more per day. I have no illusions that anyone here will applaud my dedication, but I need to establish that this is,…

I deleted the game when they went hard on cracking down on location spoofing and got a temp ban. I think covid had just started up, I live in an area where there were few stops anyways and had used a spoofer to “walk” around cities around the world that actually had stops and raids. it’s not like I was cheating at…

Pokemon Go is weaksauce. Let me catch Pokemon out in the wilderness and hikes. Put legendaries in epic hard to reach places. Instead they just want you to wander around Starbucks in cities. 

The REAL subtext is that Ariel’s journey is a metaphor for human evolution from Devonian tetrapods developing legs and lungs and colonizing the land. The Prince represents a meteor, and Urusula represents Phylum Mollusca rather directly. It’s all right there.