This is why people want tort reform. When I was sued for malpractice, I was served one day short of the statute of limitations expiring and they still didn’t have an Affidavit of Merit, which is a statement from a doc in the same profession saying something was done wrong. So I asked my lawyer why it wasn’t dismissed…

It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.

Pro-Tip: You can save time by taking all your medications before you travel.

I would have agreed with that when I lived in New York, however I now live in a “beach city” and it doesn’t tend to hold true in a place where pretty much everyone wears flip flops (and most know how to take care of their feet).

woof, *any* excuse to try and make a slideshow happen.

These are awful.  

This is so true and it’s because there’s nothing holding the shape of your foot so the pressure of stepping spreads the foot out more and things like heels tend to crack. Despite knowing this, I will never stop wearing flip flops everyday and will continue to rasp my heels in the shower.

Instead of using gender-neutral nouns, we should just go whole-hog with gendered terms. Presidess! Doctrix! She-nitation engineer!

That means he was six when the GBA came out. This was the dominant handheld for at least the first six years of his life. Do I not get to have nostalgia for the original Zelda game? I was born in 1980, only six years before it came out. And my friend had an Atari 2600 we used to play all the time, but it was older…

It’s because - just like Punisher and Bullseye - Fisk’s mother is *also* named Martha.

Here’s some head tentacles, go be in a Star War

She’s just a Ryloth girl on a Saturday night!

That’s why every idiot who insists on that as part of their password requirements needs to be launched into the sun. 

Back before most web sites would send confirmation emails, even for “free to subscribe” stuff (like Kinja!), my usual move was to tell them my email was gotohell@gotohell.com, and then set the password “gotohell”

Idiots. For my passwords, I always use the names of loved ones who I have framed photographs of by my computer.

While Uprising isnt the greatest movie, GDT’s plot has some...major issues, the biggest being if the precursors are future humans...why don’t they go back and just talk to past (present) humans and make sure that future Earth is survivable instead of sending monsters to kill/terraform it.

“McKay Awarded all Six Nobel Prizes for Successfully Averting Climate Disaster”

her interview with dolly parton was making the viral rounds a few weeks ago. i wish dolly had kicked her in the shin after some of those questions.