I never saw it, but I can only assume because they didn't make heavy, heavy use of the song "My Name Is Luca" and if they did then it's the opposite of what I said.

The adaptation is simply overdone, right?

This is why we need to ban musicals. I am now convinced the island of Maui created the earth and the sun and the sky and I should be thanking it.

Remember when this site used to review more than like 5 things? Memories...

I don’t have much to say, but fuck these asshole judges.

This is the correct take right here

I’m just going to circumvent the content of the article to nitpick the “world without watches” comment, as if the 12/24-hour clock only existed since like the 14th century and wasn’t invented well more than a millennium before that.

“Well I’m a simple folk, send out a weekly mailer about worldwide happenings in this here video game genre for 10 cents an issue.”

I looked at all the nouns in the story before that parenthetical, and the best I can tell is it’s “real [movies].” The movies themselves are waiting for him to make another Step Brothers.

The very model of a modern sergeant-major general?

Under the sea!

These sites have become nigh unnavigable, there's video banners that follow you up top, ads at the bottom (at least on mobile). The websites absolutely consume data and battery power. And then to get to your point, jumping to comments half the time has no effect, or I still have to do extra work to find them.

That sweet Laurel Canyon sound, how soon we forget.

Articles about celebrities pointing out where outrage media can become a legitimate problem, while simultaneously also participating in outrage media in the same exact article

There are the occasional gems— just wait for people to point them out, don't go sifting through the shows because, yeah they're rough.

Well, people hate it for a myriad of reasons— those already listed here: you need an active community to actually do in-person raids locally and that’s not particularly common outside of major hubs nowadays, it hurts people with mobility issues, Niantic just straight up never listens to their player base, and there’s…

Don’t you see that's where we're going with this, Star Wars happened a long time ago, so even the Peloponnesian War was a direct result of the Clone Wars!

Yeah, it’s this exactly— like either make them pay this money and serve NO prison sentence, or do the opposite. Not both. It’s one of the huge failings of our carceral state where once a person is “rehabilitated” they have absolutely zero recourse or options to being accepted back into normal society most of the time,…

Or the real one for that matter