I like how you attack the literality of that statement— it made me laugh. When someone is being super pedantic, I appreciate this sort of criticism of the pedantry.

Should have doubled down and said, "I am presenting you this information, FROM THE FUTURE!"

I have a complex relationship with them. I can have a bit of trouble hearing so they can be helpful in movies with a lot of action (where the volume just seemingly randomly varies)— but I’m the same way with movie comedies and especially something like RiffTrax or MST3K, where timing is everything. My wife speaks…

I’m just trying to give the benefit of the doubt to Blonsky however I can justify it— he’d need to have a landline I assume, because these are being booked. Like you said, it makes no sense why he’d do it with the character development they’ve given him over the season, so I’m just going to chalk it up to the writers t…

Can he really vet them though? There's no service and no WiFi at Blonsky's compound, so he'd have to leave that to whomever is booking his speaking gigs, and assuming he has something like an agent doing this, the responsibility would rest solely on them.

I think Blonsky has been doing speaking engagements as Abom the entire time. They reference his inhibitor malfunctioning multiple times in the retreat episode, so he clearly can turn it on and off. As for the speaking appearance he wasn’t necessarily duped, but he wasn’t in on it. I assume he is just making money as a…

Subtitles do this a lot— they often have the character name if there’s multiple people speaking off screen, so a reveal that a person is actually “so and so” all grown up or whatever later in the movie is much less of an impact, it’s like if in The Empire Strikes Back anytime Vader spoke it said “LUKE’S FATHER: I am…

You must have an amazing memory to remember a character who was featured multiple times in multiple episodes— like OP, I frequently need to be reminded who characters are, which is why I needed to watch the title card each time to remember who Lady-Hulk (?) was.

Nothing says "we care about the sanctity of the life of children" like trying to limit people who have both the financial means to even afford IVF, and such a strong desire for children as to pay and go through the treatment. Not that it necessarily indicates a person or people who be a good parents, but if there's a…

Butt Datz, Private Eye

And here I am stupidly having given my baby a single-syllable name like an idiot last month, she could have been Gwentyphocent or something 

I like to imagine he has pamphlets similar to The Watchtower that Jehovah's Witnesses hand out. Complete with illustrations and testimonials.

Hello, I am Crystal Jewell from make glorious benefit of mother Russi— I mean 25-year old graduate student from one of your great plains states.

I think at this point the GOP handbook is to try and turn anything, literally anything at all, into some sort of weapon against... I don’t want to even say the left, just like basic, actual humans.

Yes, I’m sure whatever evolves to replace humanity via the same violent Darwinian evolutionary methods will be infinitely more benevolent than we are.

Me: “My old nemesis the left turn, I must be perfect, otherwise we’re in trouble, here it comes the most dif—”

Well, as these comments are making abundantly clear people don’t know what a "sympathetic villain” or “moral grey area” is.

No, no it’s cool— despite there repeatedly being checks for cheating devices turning up nothing for OTB, the dude clearly has invented an undetectable cheating method, most likely psychic powers... there couldn’t be any other explanation like him actually being good at chess, enough so to beat grandmasters in OTB, but …

Yes please

What about breaking the 4th wall with a female viewer discussing the show structure?