All those on-site benefits are just designed to keep people working longer hours and away from home— why do you need to go home when you can get your massage/groceries/exercise on-site?!

Strong sense of self-individuality, and lack of empathy for the individuality of others, they’re narcissists/sociopaths.

This is it right here, their only move to try and consolidate their power is to appeal to a base that is getting narrower and narrower as society in general progresses, and then making existence outside of that narrow, right-wing, Christian demographic, pretty much illegal.

I thought that person's response was parody, "so-called biological parents getting angry for no f-ing reason" seems like it was written by like a 12-year old.

This place is just a burning husk of what it once was... All of these sites, it's so depressing.

LION

Okay I’m just straight going to link to this:

Alright, Samuel Johnson, my bad

I don’t know how anyone could read it any other way, unless they edited their post after the fact:

I guess the rich folks calling anything played on foot “football” to distinguish it from something played on horseback and be bougie assholes finally got tired of trying to delineate the dozens of different “foot” games from the like, 5 horse sports.

“Heart” is and has been a metaphor for ages, nobody would ever use “heartless” in a literal sense.

No to mention it’s probably a joke, otherwise it’s completely idiotic and missing the point: “My boyfriend asked me to paint the night sky.” “Could have just bought a print of ‘The Starry Night’ at Target.”

I really have no fucking idea what that is supposed to be since most of the recent entries have had bright, vibrant colors, but there needs to be some sort of unnecessary, unearned snark inserted into something for it to be a proper AV Club article nowadays.

I remember in Confirmation class the subject of abortion came up and there was a huge argument between some of the counselors and some of the students about it— the student saying that they were against it, but if a friend was going through with an abortion they would have their full emotional support and they would…

Every line of dialogue in "The Room" is clearly intentionally planned and just a scathing critique on society.

“Just make a movie about something else” is one of the most hilarious arguments I’ve ever seen and can be applied to any movie ever, and used to justify any criticism of any movie. It’s not a very good, or legitimate, or logical argument, but it is hilarious to see this used in a non-facetious manner.

Oh no— I’m just saying this show would benefit from some The Office-style faux-documentary interviews

*Will deadpans to the camera*

He just got a bunch of dust in his eyes, they were in the desert, remember!

And Spider's comment was more coherent than their usual posts! Sometimes I have no clue what they mean, but I've come to expect that.