“Heart” is and has been a metaphor for ages, nobody would ever use “heartless” in a literal sense.

No to mention it’s probably a joke, otherwise it’s completely idiotic and missing the point: “My boyfriend asked me to paint the night sky.” “Could have just bought a print of ‘The Starry Night’ at Target.”

I really have no fucking idea what that is supposed to be since most of the recent entries have had bright, vibrant colors, but there needs to be some sort of unnecessary, unearned snark inserted into something for it to be a proper AV Club article nowadays.

I remember in Confirmation class the subject of abortion came up and there was a huge argument between some of the counselors and some of the students about it— the student saying that they were against it, but if a friend was going through with an abortion they would have their full emotional support and they would…

Every line of dialogue in "The Room" is clearly intentionally planned and just a scathing critique on society.

“Just make a movie about something else” is one of the most hilarious arguments I’ve ever seen and can be applied to any movie ever, and used to justify any criticism of any movie. It’s not a very good, or legitimate, or logical argument, but it is hilarious to see this used in a non-facetious manner.

Oh no— I’m just saying this show would benefit from some The Office-style faux-documentary interviews

*Will deadpans to the camera*

He just got a bunch of dust in his eyes, they were in the desert, remember!

And Spider's comment was more coherent than their usual posts! Sometimes I have no clue what they mean, but I've come to expect that.

“I'm not going to pay to see The Flash, this movie theatre only is showing 2 films though, one ticket to— Passion of the Christ?!— fuck!"

But— but— they're in suits, these must be men! No... no, it can't be! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!!

Big, “I must draw you!” energy with some people. It’s crazy, I see women in pants and suits all the time and it doesn’t suddenly challenge my, admittedly accepting and open views on gender norms. No clue what Fox Searchlight was hoping to achieve here.

As I read this, it has become evident that anything a person writes about a character in a film, is actually about the actor themselves. I am a perfectly fine and well-adapted human being who cannot delineate between the two. They are one and the same, seeing Apocalypse suddenly become a fighter pilot in the distant…

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Not only meet, but FUCK, clearly the quote is sexual in nature.

Yeah, I get kids tend to not listen, but at around 10 they're starting to actually get some perspective on morality, not to mention the fact that being kidnapped would probably terrify them into submission.

All we need is her to randomly blurt out: "now this is pod racing!"

Are you just dismissing comments and responding to yourself here?

Man, what I would give for a re-master, sequel, anything really that resembles Eternal Darkness. I played that game constantly when I could. Never found it in stores so I had to rent it half a dozen times to get my fix.