I’m going to miss your inane banter when they get rid of comments, one of the few consistent things over years and years

Is... is that a real hard lie to avoid?

Oh don't worry they recognize unions (as those things they must get shitty legislation passed by their conservative lapdogs to crush)

You need at least one person to work a single letter grouping on a keyboard, and there’s at least 7 groupings in “wikipedia.org," so this tracks.

Hank can't stand asinine behavior and there's basically a picture of Trump next to that definition in the dictionary at this point.

That’s sad to think about— Gracie is an orphan now :(

Hell, Hank would be considered a beta-cuck, libtard, snowflake... uh, what else... soy boy(?) now thanks to the comical shift in the Overton Window the past several years.

I’ve never lived in LA, but have visited there plenty, and it’s... fine. Seriously, it’s fine— the traffic can be a bit annoying and driving around the mountains at super high speed on the highways outside the city proper can be terrifying, but driving around isn’t completely terrible as a visitor.

Bring back Disqus!... God, never thought I'd be saying that.

So then the problem would be the path as well— not solely the epilogue. The overall structure of the narrative itself is heteronormative. I think OP’s point is that if the novel did suddenly leap into a non-heteronormative epilogue, it would have been unearned and “out of left field.” After all, it doesn’t imply or…

Civilians? Are actors also mandatorily enlisted in the local National Guard too?

But there's no Marvel movies being released in March for the C+ to get applied to!

Don’t leave us! Surely they can't get rid of the gimmick accounts too?

I’ve survived the countless commenting shifts and platforms, but don't think my accounts will make it through the deletion of the overall accounts... Alas, poor AV Club, you're already a shell of your former self, now they're smashing the shell too.

Oh, so all the remaining ones worth reading, then? Fantastic.

Right, I don’t need to know the reasons “why not,” I need to know the “why?”

Creepy Requiem for a Dream Guy: GASKET TO GASKET!

Netflix live-action English dubs are comically atrocious, it sounds like they intentionally told the voice actors to be as emotionless and toneless as possible, and interact as if they are talking to an empty room.

If you buy the NFT for the text though— you can at least think you can take credit for it!

That would make the most sense— but reading the description of the ensuing humorous scene, I think “hammy” is accurate. Still makes the lead sentence confusing, as it is implying that one is better than the other.