This is what should happen, but people have apparently regressed to the point where an actor/character are the same person and separating fiction from reality is impossible to do— and will cause them to riot violently in anger, I guess, based on producers seeming unwillingness to do it nowadays.

There's an entire division of people dedicated to crossing out that "betterment of white people" thing after Disney's diversity initiative. They'll have work for the next 30 years!

Merck stands for Amerckn'!

Man, fuck Johnson, that guy is a try-hard.

Hey it's fun to try sometimes though! I usually just chalk it up to magic, I mean it makes as much sense as anything else we could come up with.

Exactly, can we have a third side in this case fighting against both of them? That would be the ideal outcome.

“Did you know the answer is...?"

The temperatures in the Pokedex entries never make any sense— "this pokemon safely houses temperatures hot enough to melt through the Earth's crust like butter, yet it's cool to the touch!" They must have chambers of pure vacuum or something between their skin so that they aren't ever heating anything up.

Ha, I thought the same thing. "Why is he waiting until now, he had at least a whole fucking year, that's the first thing I would've done!"

Right, you’re either on the side of billion dollar corporations or perpetuating the never-ending generational wealth that’s been problematic forever here— both sides suck ass.

Whoa you should probably follow your own advice here. That person you’re responding to was more or less arguing in your favor and saying another commenter was being vitriolic— not you.

Right? I rarely comment on here anymore because pointing out the continual need for G/O to bend the political spectrum into that horseshoe gets you hammered by everybody. The only winning move is not to play.

I’m just telling you why they're probably not gonna ask Tom why he's crying over Iron Man, don't shoot the messenger, I didn't right these things 

I’m no therapist, but “buck up, remember you already lost your father and your adoptive father, what’s another father-figure dying? Nothing!” probably isn’t an effective strategy for helping a person cope with grief.

Right, it is a bit scummy that there’s a “winner,” but it’s presumably free publicity for all of the activists and their causes during the show— it’s not like them speaking at G20 guarantees them success, world leaders tend to do whatever the fuck they want. They’ll all at least get to advertise their cause to the…

Spike taped over Vicious’ favorite episode of Good Times and that just fucking pissed him right the fuck off... What they don't all have to be good interpretations do they?

Yes, my thoughts were also along the line of "why would they even bother listing it, just leave it off, this seems like controversy manufactured for the sense of controversy."

Right, it was just a lazy rehash. There was a thousand different things they could have tackled, what you mentioned, re-establishing the Jedi order or something along those lines, a threat from outside of the galaxy, etc., etc.

That gorilla is actually a giant asshole at the zoo

Cannibal Holocaust is on Netflix right now and I don't know whether to watch it or not. Even if it's terrible, I love watching terrible movies.